February 2012
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i don’t like it when mean people are attractive
i mean, who gave you that right?
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school has been going well
i’ve been eating and exercising healthy amounts
eating disorder has been hit out of the park
i’m surrounded by good and caring people
boyfriend respects my spontaneous need for dance
i’m just happy with myself and this newfound balance
“that shit ain’t cray” - kanye, nodding thoughtfully in agreement
i’m going to be 18 soon
i’m going to be able to step into a smoke shop and raise an eyebrow to the cashier then walk out
with absolutely no consequences
Anthropology Notes from two semesters ago:
How great would it be if Charles Darwin coined the phrase “bitches be crazy”? Alfred Wallace: Why haven’t you published your findings yet, Charles? C-Man: Ah, you know. Emma. Wallace: She really still believes you’ll be going to hell if you publish? C-Man: Bitches be crazy.
I’m pretty sure I’d cry if Bill Nye hugged me. I then might shout “PRESSURE. WE EACH EXERTED FORCE DURING THAT HUG, BILL. BUT I DON’T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT.” in between sobs.
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Watchthe saddest thing in the world
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izxcp replied to your post: in middle school i remember a girl i used to be…
what is this comeback
“puberty missed a spot”
then i point to her chest
in middle school i remember a girl i used to be friends with telling me that i “missed a part of my mustache when waxing” during a friendship fallout argument
6 years later i finally have a comeback
6
years
when i was younger i carried around this autographed headshot of chad michael murray i received after i sent him fanmail
it will probably always be the closest i get to a religious relic
Anonymous asked: You never fucking apologized to me.
“you want to hang-out?” “i’m pretty good with the two people i talk to every summer solstice and adding another person into my social group would only upset the midsummer god folk.”
I’ve come to the point where I’ve developed such a strong understanding that the current surrounding youth will most likely not have any role in my later on life and it has provided me with a new sense of enlightenment. In other words, I audibly sang Phil Collin’s “Son of Man” with some slight interpretive dance in Target and did not give a fuck as I got on my knees...
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a list of the emotional reasons why i enjoy my current person of body lovin’ interest (not even remotely important to non-romantic-participants)
sam’s pretty swell so i decided to make a list of things that he does and etc. that i particularly like.
when i’m angry he makes light of it and makes fun of me in spite of agitated protests
he can somewhat juggle
he shares my love...
I’m really worried about my future because of Space Jam. There is nothing I could possibly do with my life where my love for it can be equated to little Michael Jordan’s love for basketball after midnight.
Watchheytinafey:
the greatest moment in television history tbh
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everyone i know is getting pregnant and the love i now possess for my empty womb is magnificent
“There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched...”
– Edgar Allan Poe
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I’m walking to school and I’ve been offered three rides and let me tell ya texas chainsaw massacre and the late 80’s ruining hitch-hiking is not something I’ll ever be able to forgive
why doesn’t FX just change its name to the mummy already
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acciospidey:
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i just realized i prayed to meet david grohl whilst holding a kangaroo pillow pet and in a pharmacy
whenever i see an ant alone
i shout “KILL THE INFORMANT”
and then i appear to lose all concept of mercy
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Anonymous asked: What do you look like?
Anonymous asked: You're like a hotter, cuter, Hugh Laurie/Michelle Obama.
You’re like a hotter, cuter, Stalin/Gumby.
Anonymous asked: You're like a hotter, cuter, Lady Gaga/Aubrey Plaza.
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“Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you seem large and tragic? … Well,...”
– John Steinbeck, East of Eden